Day #10: My Celebrity Loophole List

I've decided it's become impossible to avoid making fun of certain celebrities, and I feel that I should have a loophole list.

Remember when having that "celebrity exception" list was big in the mid-nineties?

It'll be sort of like that, except rather than have celebrities I can sleep with, I have celebrities I can ridicule.

But I'm limiting myself to five.

Now, comes the hard part.

Choosing which celebrities I dislike the most.

Spencer and Heidi are so 2009, so they're out.

I should pick people that other people don't make fun of--that way I'm original.

Okay, #1: Katy Perry, because you can tell she thinks she's amazing, and her music is the equivalent of spiked punch.

#2: Ryan Murphy--this one mainly stems from jealously, but I'm going to pick him anyway. (Oh my GOD! A show where teenagers sing! Maybe it'll be a hit, you know, because High School Musical sort of was?)

#3: Tyra Banks--I'm only human.

Now comes the hard part--Train or Nickelback.

I feel like more people are aware that Nickelback are pussies without me chiming in, but then again, they have a new hit ready to shove down my throat every two months.

(We get a new Springsteen album every five years, but these guys pump out albums like the Duggars pump out kids. That should tell you something. By the way, the Duggars are 4.A.)

I'm going to go with Train, but I reserve the right to switch them out if Creed decides to reunite again.

That leaves one more slot.

There are still so many options. So many questions. Can the Jonas Brothers count as one slot? Can I make fun of someone and still sing along when "Let It Burn" comes on the radio...or on the mix CD I made myself? Does wanting to make fun of President Taft for that little pony just make me sound like a wiseass from 1912?

Hmm....

Slot #5...

Got it.

Seacrest.

Duh.